THAT DOG DON'T HUNT. . .

ON DOG STORY NOT GROWING LEGS. . .

. . . which is probably why "that dog don't hunt. . ." Just catching up fellow Mittiots. I don't have numbers on Mitt's quarter tally, but I bet (just bet) we're going to be impressed, again. I wanted to lead with that smug, impressive, told-you-so, "Mitt's on top of the fundraising race" topic, BUT . . . As such, your Mittiot found himself surfing around the TeamRomney site's link to "Mitt in the Media" to see what news was out there RE: our next president. And, what did I find?

NOTHING. . . well nothing worth bloggin' about, anyway.

The news cycle, however, was full of desperate Lefties trying to tack on some bit of bad news that just won't stick. Mitt's no Teflon-Bill, but when you have a positive attitude and refuse to be unreasonably riled, the veiled liberal literary attempt to "see what sticks" is dutifully unmasked and rebuffed (put that in your "fairness-doctrine" pipe, ketchup boy). For instance, some rag actually titled the 24 year old story of the family pet riding on top of the family vehicle - IN A DOG KENNEL DESIGNED FOR SUCH - as "Doggie-Gate." - That's funny. One Liberal-Lefty blogger went as far as to state something like: "If you don't make your kids do it, you have no business making your dog do it. . ." Oh really? Would someone please break the news to the Lil' Mittiot that he has to start poopin' in the yard - because our Irish Setter, Riley, simply refuses to use the toilet. "Doggie-Gate?" - that is funny. . .

Keep grasping. . .

"WHICH WAY TO THE TOILET?"

~ so sayeth the Mittiot. "BARK, BARK," (and the Riley).